i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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