OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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