Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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