beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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