So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dicks are not precious.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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