Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Dignity is for republicans.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
wow bdsm is so cute
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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