M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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