This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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