girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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