I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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