the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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