That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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