do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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