Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
