How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
