I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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