Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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