first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
This is classic penis vs brain.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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