I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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