More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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