Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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