miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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