If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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