It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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