Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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