He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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