Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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