You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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