S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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