Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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