i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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