All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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