our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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