Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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