How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We talked him into tasing himself.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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