the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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