Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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