Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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