She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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