question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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