I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
