soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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