how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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