just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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