You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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