Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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