You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
