My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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