have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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