After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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