Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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