Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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