Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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