i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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