We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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