she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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