i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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