I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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